IHIW you try to squeeze ketchup, and it won't come out for a bit, then bursts out in full blast.

IHIW you think of a really good joke to add to a conversation, but by the time you think about it, that conversation is over.

IHIW I want to look at a website, but they force you to sign up or else you can't view it.

IHIW you are in a group of people for a project, and two people do all the work, without letting you do any, and you're just sitting there like an awkward potato.

IHIW you have your favorite food in the fridge and you specifically tell everyone not to eat it and then the next time you try and eat it it's gone.